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Sorry about those texts I sent u last night, my phone was drunk.



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Love your neighbor. But do not get caught.

If you can not beat them, arrange to have them beaten.





A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put it in hot water.

Do not drink and park - accidents cause people.

When a bird strike your window you have ever wondered if God plays Angry Birds with you?






Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to do so, but not necessary to show it.




Never read a book that changed ur life? Me neither.

Getting married is a bit like entering a hot water bath. After u get used to it, it is not so hot.

When a girl says she will be ready in 5 minutes more, it is the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes. : D


Hey Mate ... you ... WhatsApp He uses me. : D


Etc = End of thinking capacity.


Only marriage is the leading cause of divorce.

If you are a player then I am Thurs.


Awesome ends with me and starts with u ugly.


You can disturb me ... .I am available. : D


Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.


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Each problem comes with a solution. If it has no solution, there is a girl ............. :)



I am jealous of my parents ... I will never have a child as cool as theirs!


I speak my mind. I do not mind what I mean.


Love your girl like You love your coffee ... Enjoy it before it goes Hotness.






We all feel a little f ** d sometimes.


If I am wired with you. I love you.


I Love buy new things but I hate spending money. Stop one day. Today is the Day-Bang-Bang


I hate maths but I love count money.

I believe in hatred at first sight.


There is always someone who hates you for any reason.


If I get jealous then yes, I really like you.


The earth without art is just Eh.


We are all born to die do not feel more special than me.


I do not pretend, I'm just trying to explain why I'm right.


Laziness is my first name.







I wonder if I met the person I'm getting married.


Math Rule: If it sounds easy, you are hurt.


  I have Google in my brain.


  You have eyes, my dear, but you can not see.


I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.


A boss is like a diaper ... Always ur ass, and usually full of Shit ***


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True love is when the reality of everyday life seems like a dream, and every wonderful dream every night is busy in real life. You r so special to me, You are my joy, my love and my life. Living without you tear me because you make my life worth living.

As I lie awake in my kind of bed. All term thinking in my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then I realize it's because u r!

Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail tears speak. And when all else fails, SPEAK LOVE!








Active 2 Flower Fruit Fruit But Cant Turns To Flower" Just think Active May Friendship 2 Love But Love Turns 2 Cant Friendship.

The flowers are blooming in the garden make the beauty of your garden blooming in my heart every afternoon in the morning and evening ..


A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. e A woman is lucky if it is the last love of a man.Strange but true.


Beautiful roses and beautiful .. you r beautiful things u do .. but the most beautiful is the friendship of the two, it's me and the other is YOU.


Your a love.The i need.but bad mistakes I've made indeed.in  forgiveness research and happiness too.I mean I love u.


The sun shines in the day ... Moon shines in the night ...! But you shine in my heart every day and night ... !!



Some people have beautiful eyes, Some beautiful smiles and others have beautiful faces .. but you have all of them with a nice HEART ....


If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I spent every day in a rose garden .... thinking of you


3 words made my heart beat faster, three words made my legs tremble three words made head spin, three words: I love you!







Heart Touching LOVE Quotes and sms

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You will never be happy if you continue  to search for what happiness consists of You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. 


Happiness is not something ready made and It comes from your own actions.






The Honesty & frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest & frank anyway.

The biggest men & women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by small men and women with small minds.
 Think big anyway.


People  prefer under dogs but follow only top dogs.


What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.

Build anyway....






People really need help but may attack you if you help.
Help people anyway.....

Give the world the best you have & you will get a kick in the teeth.
Give the world the best you have anyway...


For every minute you are angry you lose 60 seconds of Happiness.


Love is  the condition in which the  the happiness of another person is essential to your own.


People are generally about as happy as they their minds to be.
- Abraham lincon

The time You enjoy wasting is not wasted time.


It's so hard to forget the pain, but it's even harder 2 remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little peace.



Happiness intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.



Happiness is when what you think, what you say and what you do is damage
Mahatma Gandi


Seven Deadly Sins

Wealth without work
Pleasure without conscience
Science without humanity
Knowledge without character
Politics without principle
Commerce without morality
Without sacrifice cult.
- Mahatma Gandhi



Count your age by friends and  not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.....


Every man has his secret sorrows which the world does n't know, and often we call a man cold when he is only sad."



To be so strong that nothing
can disturb your peace of mind.
To talk health, happiness and prosperity
every person you meet.





Happiness Quotes And Sms

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